hinglish

rediff turns my letters hindi,
on my forehead i put bindi.

watching black n muna bhai
make my heart fly very high

let me quickly visit shiv mandir
anybody else worth seeing here?

don't my kurta suit me nice,
quick i smear with kulfi ice

eating plain cooked dal and rice
no thanks, for me little spice

too much chilli is no fun
-to the restrooms-
here i run

pani, pani hear my shout
asmani can't you sent a cloud?

use karai, wear dupatta,
is that gobi with the matar?

where's my clean clothes mr. dhobi?
KFC stil plays BON JOVI

madame, madame, hear da shout,
is that me they talk about??

mosquito stitches as i relax
quickly put the fan on max!

chalo guys i gotto go,
hope u did enjoy my show!