inventions the world waited for... 1

yesterday in my eternal hunt to protect my body from the waves of winterly cold i came across a product that i think needs global attention:

climate-controlled tights with aloe-vera equipment

what sort of immdidate need made someone invent a product like this???

dialogue 1:
darling, what is this whiff i m smelling,
oh god, you are wearing those tights again...

(and i can surely put this dialogue in a more rude and sexual context..)

dialogue 2:
and believe me, i will never wear tights again,
they are such an itchy thing i just can't bear the feeling on my legs!

Problems, problems, problems....
these daily troubles women have to face..
keep a stiff upper lip and just live through all these simply reducing circumstances..

but now, all your problems are solved in one go!!!!!
No whiff!
No Itching!
Save the daily moisturizer for your legs also!!



I will definitely continue to bring the most important new product released to my readers humble attention.